As if I needed one more way to waste your time. (Not my time, mind you, I have no problem wasting my time... obviously...) I have decided to write Bachelor / Bachelorette recaps.
Note: These are not spoilers. I do read the spoilers sometimes (ONLY from Reality Steve) but won't post them here. If you want spoilers, go to Reality Steve. (Also, Scout's honor, I will write my post before I read his... so if we say the same thing, it's pure coincidence. Or proof of mutual awesomeness. Whichever.)
Anyway, why The Bachelor/ette? Because it's my favorite 'trainwreck' show... as in, no, I don't think every season is going to end with a Happily Ever After, but I do think every season will provide plenty of "WHAT were they thinking!?" moments and one-liners to keep me laughing for at least a day or two.
The Bachelor: Sean
Bachelor Pad 3
Ooops, I guess I got behind on linking to BP3 posts. Oh well.
The Bachelorette: Emily
Week 1: Let the journey begin
Week 2: Now with Muppets
Week 3: Farewell, Gypsy King
Week 4: Bromances and Knee Socks
Week 5: Kalon chaos and I declare a favorite
Week 6: Bye Bye Beardy
Week 7: A litte about Prague, a lot about me
The Bachelor: Ben
Week 1: I really think the 72 year old woman was the best choice...
Week 2: Baton twirling is a lost art...
Week 3: In which someone rides in on their high hearse
Week 4: I'm a nice person. Don't &$%* with me.
Week 5: Courtney bares all, including her dark, empty soul
Week 6: Seriously?! This guy?!
Week 7: Courtney acts sweet and normal. PSYCHE!
Week 8: Shack Up or Pack Up
Week 9: Courtney + Goats = Panic Attack for Me
Women Tell AllWeek 10: Finale and After The Final Rose
Bachelor Pad 2
Week 1: The Triangle of Annoyance
You can listen to the radio recap right here. Because I'm fancy!
Week 2: Fuchsia make you fast!
Week 3: Trailer park trash and a tattooed guy
Week 4: The Michael-Holly-Blake-Melissa Love Square
Week 5: Perfect, ridiculous dentist teeth
Week 6: The Finale
The Bachelorette: Ashley
Week 2: "I'd rather swim in pee that plan a wedding with her..."
Week 3: BentleyGate
Week 4: Bentley Who?
Week 5: Will the Bentley-ness ever end? Apparently not.
Week 6: If I hear Bentley ONE MORE TIME...
Week 7: Snoozefest
Week 8: Hometown Dates
Week 9: Owling in Fiji
Week 10: The finale, Men Tell All, and After the Final Rose. Whew!
The Bachelor: Brad
Week 1: Brad, YUM!
Week 2: In which Brad breaks my heart
Week 3: Sob stories abound
Week 4: So bad I had to spell "classy" with a "K".
Week 5: Vegas, Baby!!
Week 6: Yes, I think she's crazy.
Week 7: Crazyectomy
Week 8: Hometown dates
Week 9: Will this ever end?
Women Tell All: I tell nothing at all
Week 10: Finale and After the Final Rose
The Bachelorette: Ali
Week 8 (Hometown visits... my favorite!)