If you ask me, being sick is the worst... regardless of your species. I've spent most of the winter
feeling yucky. I'm finally starting to feel pretty good (please don't be a jinx!!) but now it's Bruiser's turn under the weather.
As you know, I am admittedly one of those people when it comes to Bruiser. I don't apologize for it. He's not just a dog to me. I mean, he is a dog... but he's part of our family. I don't have children. Maybe I will have at some point, maybe I won't. That's a whole different blog topic. For now, I have Bruiser. I can baby him and call myself Mommy and let him sleep in the bed with us. You can judge me if you want. It doesn't bother me. He's my fur child. And this weekend, he was a very sick fur child.
This is not Bruiser's first time to hit a rough patch...
There was the time he had some nether-region complications. I honestly don't recall if this picture is from when he got fixed or a different problem in that same general area. (If you weren't around for my MySpace blogging days,
here is an explanation that
might open. If not and you're just dying to know, I'll email it to you.) Either way, both scenarios resulted in this...
There was the time he hurt his paw...
Or the time he got arrested...
Oh, wait, I was just talking about illnesses... moving on...
My point is that Bruiser is no stranger to the vet. He's had all the normal dog stuff like getting fixed, annual visits, the occasional skin problem, etc. He even had to go several months ago after becoming quite sick from something he ate. I remember it quite well. It was pretty warm and I opened the back door to let him in from outside. A stench hit me like a ton of bricks. It was one of the most foul odors I've ever smelled. I immediately dispatched David to the back yard in hopes of finding and eliminating whatever it was. I raced to the living room to avoid further gagging. Bruiser raced with me. Only then did I notice the odor was following me... or, rather, following Bruiser. In fact, it was caked to his collar and matted into his fur. Whatever it was, he had obviously had a grand ol' time rolling in it. And we figured he'd probably managed to ingest some of it too. So, a few hours later when he started having some "issues", we weren't surprised. We took him to the vet the next morning, she gave him something to stop the symptoms and something to treat whatever parasite / bacteria / nastiness was making him sick. No big deal.
So, with that in mind, you would have thought I would have been a lot calmer when he got sick this weekend. Friday, David came home and found (smelled) evidence Bruiser had been sick several times. He described the evidence... which I will not do... and it sounded fairly different than last time. We concluded that maybe he had found something else to get into outside and we'd just keep an eye on him. Before long, however, he couldn't even keep water down. This was very unusual. I got scared. Of course, it was 11:00 on a Friday night. David called the 24-hour vet clinic in Little Rock to see if they thought we could wait and see our vet in the morning or if we needed to bring him down there immediately. After a series of gross questions and answers, David assured me he would be okay until morning. I remained unconvinced. David told me to stop "freaking out". (His use of this phrase is also another blog topic. Let's just say it really pushes my buttons.)
We didn't get much sleep Friday night. We did get to clean up more messes. And I might get to get a new comforter, depending on what the dry cleaner says. But, we got through the night. We called the vet first thing in the morning and they said they were full. David said he was coming anyway, he would just wait until they could work him in. (Yes, thankfully our vet is open until noon on Saturdays.) It took an hour or so, but the vet was able to see him. She said it was a good thing we just brought him anyway because he had a severe upper AND lower GI tract infection.
I should also mention that I did not go to the vet. While all the projectile fun was happening, my cousin was staying with us on a visit from out of state. As soon as he got back yesterday, his family was on their way to pick up a new puppy. They are not experienced dog people. I'm sure this adventure didn't help in convincing them of how fun the new puppy would be.
Anyway, David does the typical man thing and texts me bit of information from the vet. Like "Might be an infection or something with his pancreas." Um, what? "Severe infection. Glad we brought him. Might not have made it until Monday." UM, WHAT?!?! And cue the waterworks....
I composed myself. David brought Bruiser home. We had a fight discussion about how much we would have spent had it been a serious problem. That, of course, reminded me that fur children aren't typically around as long as skin children. By the way, we never use the "d" word, we say "When Bruiser goes to college..." Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want.
Bottom line is that Bruiser spent the weekend recovering in bed...
He seems to be doing just fine today. I, on the other hand, am worn out after a weekend of fretting and stewing!!
However, almost every situation does have some funny point. This is no exception. The vet cautioned David that the medicine she was giving Bruiser would taste very bad and we might have trouble getting him to take it. This struck me as funny because he likely got sick from eating something like, I don't know, cat poo... a decaying mouse... something else rotten. If you eat those things, surely you won't turn your nose up at a piece of bread with a little medicine on it, right? Wrong. I've concluded that nothing could taste worse than the things he might have eaten... so the medicine must actually taste good. Bruiser just doesn't have a very refined palate.
I also feel like I should mention that, depsite the whole "fur child" thing, I do not let Bruiser lick my face. See, I'm not a totally crazy pet parent!
(I apologize to everyone who would have rather read a movie review than a blog about vomit and diarrhea. Between Bruiser and the visiting relatives, I didn't have a lot of time for movie watching. I've got a few things at home to watch, so maybe I can post something mid-week.)