I wish I could send all of you a Christmas card. More than that, my relatives who work for the postal service wish I could send all of you a Christmas card. But I can't. And, let's face it, I kind of get why you might not want me to have your home address. So, please accept this computerized version and all my best wishes for a happy, low-stress, super fun holiday season.
Don't you love how the cat looks like she wants us all to die? Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like being clawed in the jugular.